reblogging this because it has a shitload of notes and i really can’t understand how that happened BUT YEAH
HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR
IT’S FUCKING BACK! THIS THING! I’M ALL THE TIME TRYING TO SHOW THIS TO PEOPLE WHEN THAT DAMN SONG COMES ON. AND I CAN NEVER FIND IT. BECAUSE I TUMBL TOO MUCH.
THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR FLUFFY NIGHTS IN FRONT OF THE TV WITH POPCORNS AND CUTE KISSES AND CUDDLES AND THEN THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR HARDCORE ANGRY SEX
so be careful when youre planning your next cruise
“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.
This is so useful
No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference.
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
- c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
- c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:
Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?
Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:
Sorry for the blurry quality.
damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around
not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS
LIKE GOOD LORD
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST
DOH EiE HOG
I JUST CHOKED ON MY WATER THANKS ALOT WOW DOH EiE HOG
Oh Ellen, how I love you and the things that come out of your mouth.
Ash are you fucking serious
this fucking show
I like how they had plans for Skoodge to just end up living in Zim’s house like, he’d randomly show up in vents and caught in cables and it was just accepted as ‘oh okay there’s Skoodge’ with no explanation. I am sad that never happened, cuz Skoodge was great.
He’s like the second smallest invader ever and apparently he’s just short and ugly and he’s got stains on his uniform and no one really likes him but when they sent him to a planet filled with horrible rat monsters to die HE WAS THE FIRST INVADER TO CONQUER HIS PLANET, and when his leaders shot him out of a cannon into a planet so hard that PART OF THE PLANET CHIPPED OFF he came back like no biggie like “Yeaaaaah but I’m okay now.” like seriously people need to appreciate how ridiculously awesome skoodge is and his entire race just tramples all over him. Zim and the Tallest especially.
"I thought of something funnier than 120 stars."
"What is it?"